My Haunts
1998

This was our first year doing something other than just taping a paper Dracula
to the front door and carving pumpkins. We decided to decorate the garage and
purchased some cheap plastic props, piling them into the corners. A plywood
frame supported a mask outside to spook the kiddies as they came in and Sharon
dressed as a witch to hand out candy. It was well received by the neighborhood,
and my own kids.
1999




With the big success of 1998, I wanted to build something really impressive. I
launched into several major construction projects. The entrance got two of them,
a giant face that breathed fog made out of monster-mud and twin columns
supporting a talking skull and flaming tiki-torches. On the side of the house
went the giant spider which became a neighborhood icon. Also constructed was a
monster-in-the-box featuring chains and a speaker with growls from inside.
2000

I expanded again in 2000, this time down the driveway, creating my first haunted
house maze. The construction was basic PVC sprinkler pipe and black plastic
walls. I purchased a second fog machine and fogged it up for effect. By this
time, we had quadrupled the number of kids coming over for Halloween and were
the talk of the neighborhood.
2001

With the move to our new house in 2001 and the success of the "driveway haunt" I
wanted to expand on the construction. The PVC pipe was not strong enough so I
cobbled together a wooden structure using scrap pieces of plywood and 2x4's. New
props included the Jangling Chained Skull and the Wall of Pain. We had carloads
of kids coming from our old neighborhood just to go through the haunted house.
2002

The wooden structure worked quite well but was difficult to construct. This year
I took a modular approach and pre-constructed a series of freestanding plywood
corners, which I then linked via simple braces. The system worked much better.
The new prop for this year was the "Demon Throne" - I was tired of handing out
candy while sitting on a plastic lawn chair and I felt something more
appropriate was needed. In the last photo you can see the crowds. This year we
began to receive large numbers, forming lines out into the street at times.
2003

Building on the success of last year, I basically continued in the same manner.
The biggest change was that last year I noticed how many people drove by in the
weeks leading up to Halloween just to show the haunt to their kids, so I wanted
the outside to look more impressive. New prop for this year was a giant foam
skull with a shop-vac blower mounted in its mouth. When the kids walked by it
turned on and blew air at them.
2004

This was a year of major successes. I decided to change the construction,
expanding it slightly and adding in two different "paths" to make it more of a
maze. This allowed the kids to run through it more than once, something they
took advantage of all night long. The previous year I noticed the parents
standing around looking bored while their kids went into the haunt, so I wanted
to give them some entertainment as well. Thus the construction of the "Laughing
Joking Skeletons" who sat on lawn chairs, told bad jokes and were an instant
hit!
2005
This year we were in the middle of moving and created a small haunt, but
there was not time to create anything new.
2006

The first year in our new house saw us proceeding cautiously. Unsure of how our
haunted house would be received by the neighbors and worried about the weather
(we live in the rainy northwest) we opted to shrink the size and do the haunt
inside of the garage. Being new the the neighborhood and with few TOTs we had
only a handful of kids.
2007

With the disappointing turnout the previous year we did little innovation,
opting to continue the haunt. The weather was COLD and we decided to keep the
garage door closed in an effort to stay warm. Despite the increase in home
construction and (hopefully) word of mouth, we had even less TOTs this year.
Friends tell us this area is not a big trick-or-treat one.
2008
Due to the change in environment around us, we are planning a yard display
rather than a haunted house. That way we will be able to stay indoors (warm)
and will not have such a big push on Halloween night itself to setup and
takedown. It should provide opportunity for some new props as well.
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