So.....

You have left the Starship and opened a window into my domain.........very well.

From back in my little CreepZone, you read how 1999 was the year when my domain was enhanced. More deliciously scary effects were added.....in order to make the TOTs (Trick Or Treaters) "earn" their candy......after all, what's the point of Halloween if they don't get a little scare with their sweets. My domain is (and will continue to remain) small kid oriented... Although the lure to delve into the bottomless depths of adult scares is great, my domain remains a neighborhood attraction for the small to middle children, spooky but not downright terrifying..after all, I DO want to give away all the candy I've collected, I don't want them running off in panic...hehehehe...well, maybe a couple of them...hehehehe...

But enough about me....allow me to take you on a guided tour of my domain. If at any time you wish to escape back into the "normal" world, you must close this window.

If your interested in the behind-the-scenes information on how the domain is constructed, close this window, for Starship Butler has that information, you will find it where you left off.

And now, follow me as we begin the tour...............

As you approach this small house in the middle of the suburbs you sense something is wrong, the lighting seems to be off. Rounding the corner you are confronted by an astounding site, the largest spider you have ever seen has made its web on the side of this building. Over five feet long with a legspan greater than 15 feet wide, its shiny black skin covered in thousands of bumps it is easily the most hideous thing you have ever seen. Highlighted in a sickly green light its fangs seem to move, is it sleeping? or waiting for you.

Tearing your eyes from the Black Widow you see a small graveyard rooted in the grass where such should not be, the epitaphs on the tombstones reminding you of your own mortality as a chill sweeps over you.

Hurrying on you round the corner and see a large organic-looking structure ahead but before you can approach you are accosted by unspeakable evil.....a disembodied skull tightly encased inside of a hanging cage suddenly begins flapping its jaw and singing "hot hot hot"..shuddering in terror you move onward.......

Only to stop in panic as you are faced by a large box. Someone has helpfully tacked a "danger" sign on it and you can see that it is tightly chained and padlocked but this does little for your peace of mind as you can hear loud unmistakably animal growls eminating from inside the box, inside the box!

Stepping cautiously to one side you continue onward...more slowly now as the full effect of this place begins to slowly slip into you.......

for the safety of Starship Butler

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